Name one way you are not Hitler...

On occasion I glance to my irssi session and really wonder what I've walked in on..

15:07 (ciaranm) name one way you're not Hitler.
15:07 (spb) i don't speak german
15:07 (spb) i don't particularly want to be a professional painter
15:08 (ciaranm) that's two ways
15:08 (spb) that is
15:08 (ciaranm) you can't even name one way you're not Hitler!
15:08 (spb) i just did name one way
15:08 (spb) and then i named another way
15:08 (ciaranm) thus naming two ways
15:08 (ciaranm) not one way
15:08 (spb) which does not change the fact that before i named two ways i named one way
15:09 (spb) thus i did name one way, then proceeding to two
15:09 (ciaranm) so when you get sentenced to a year in prison for unBritish activities, would you like to serve one year followed by one year?
15:12 (spb) not particularly, but that would complete the one-year sentence
15:13 (ciaranm) so you admit you carry out unBritish activities?
15:14 (spb) i do many things that aren't traditionally british
15:14 (spb) sometimes i use the word 'asshole'
15:14 (ciaranm) you 'do' many 'things', eh?
15:14 (ciaranm) unless said things are sheep, that is indeed unBritish
15:14 (spb) i think you confuse 'british' with 'welsh'
15:15 (ciaranm) subset
15:15 (spb) indeed
15:15 (ciaranm) have you stopped masturbating to pictures of goats yet?
15:15 (spb) but if A is a subset of B, then x not in A does not imply x not in B
15:16 (ciaranm) stop evading the question!
15:17 (spb) i have not to my knowledge ever masturbated to pictures of goats, and so your question is unanswerable as phrased
15:17 (ciaranm) to your knowledge?
15:17 (ciaranm) so you admit that some of those sheep may have been goats?
15:18 (spb) nor have i, to my knowledge, masturbated to pictures of sheep
15:18 (spb) you confuse me for some weird dave2 / beu hybrid
15:18 (ciaranm) what did you think they were? llamas?
15:18 (spb) what did i think what were?
15:18 (ciaranm) those things to which you masturbated that you don't think were goats or sheep
15:19 (spb) you have yet to establish that i did masturbate to anything
15:19 (ciaranm) we can take that as given